Try Again....

So, last night I left his place right after the show was over. I didn't say goodbye---I didn't say a word. I just left. Then I got up and turned on my cell phone to find a message from my nasty ex, him blathering on about himself and then requesting that I "call him back". Ha HA! What a damn fool! Does he really think I'm ever going to speak to his stupid a$$? Is he that vain and egotistically oblivious to even suggest that I could ever be his friend after the whole New Year's fiasco? HA! Well, I guess he's in for a real shocker then... So, overall I feel it is time I take a break from the opposite sex. Speaking of which, did I mention that I was sexually harassed at work today??? Yes, I do believe it IS time to commit myself to a lifetime of solitude and celibacy! Amen!